Best Chinese Food in Madrid…in an Underground Parking Garage?

Hidden in the depths of a dingy, underground parking garage lies one of Madrid’s best-kept secrets… some of the best Chinese food you can find in the city, and on a budget.

Because who doesn’t want to eat Chinese food in a subterranean parking garage?

Informally known as “The Underground Chino” (since it’s official name “Zhou Yulong” is forgotten by… literally everyone) you can find this little gem in Plaza de España near Gran Via.

Here is elegant entrance that gives absolutely no indication that there’s a restaurant below. That’s the beauty of these hidden gems; you will only find locals and the occasional well-informed tourist eating here.

Inside, you will find some of the best, allegedly home-made Chinese dishes here for around 4-5€ each. And as for authenticity, see the documented photo evidence below.

{Although that last person I circled very well might be a poster}

And while “The Underground Chino” may easily be one of the most aesthetically unpleasing restaurants in Madrid, what they lack in decor, they make up through their amazing dishes.

Menu:

Food Recommendations:

• Dumplings (Empanadillas) as an appetizer is a must

• #6 Thick-Cut Homemade Noodle Soup (my personal favorite, pictured below)

• #16 Fried Noodles (Tamarines Fritos) amazing stirfry                            

Warning: If you don’t enjoy little shrimps in your bowl of soup with their little heads and eyes still intact (pictured below), order without shrimp “sin gambas”.

(Below: My sad attempt at making this article amusing)

                                                                                                                                                                                  Empanadillas. We stuffed our faces with all but one dumpling when I remembered to take this horrible photo.

Great for Food, not ambiance: 

This is a great segue to the fact that my boyfriend invited me to “The Underground Chino” on one of our first dates. Fortunately for him, I’m all for hole-in-the-wall places as long as there’s great food involved, even if it means…

√ Trying to slurp down an entire bowl of noodles in front of your date as silently and non-awkwardly as possible

√ Double dating with the strangers sitting an inch away from us

√ Uncomfortably being stared at by hungry people waiting in line for your table

Well, something “magical” must have happened that night at that shabby little underground Chinese Restaurant while we were gazing into each others eyes and slurping down those greasy noodles … because two and a half years later…Ricardo and I are still going strong. I know you were all wondering <—– sarcasm.

And when we’re craving noodles, or needing substantial hangover food after the 2 beers we drank the night before (don’t judge) we still make the 40 minute trek to “The Underground Chino”. 

How to Arrive: 

Metro: Plaza de España (lines 3, 10)

In the Underground parking garage of Plaza España

Prices: Main dishes: around 4-6€

There are only about 6 or 7 small tables at most, so show up “early” if you want a seat. I’d suggest going outside of the typical Spanish eating hours. Get there around 12:00pm-1:00pm, 4:00pm-6:30pm and you should have little problem getting a table.

At peak times, be prepared to wait in line and give the stink eye to the people eating inside. There’s also the option of  ordering take-out and eating in the plaza above.

Has anyone else been here?? // Anyone? // Anyone?? // Beuller? // Feel free to leave comments, stories, experiences, etc.

Homesick in Madrid? Top 4 Places for American Expats

Top 4 places for when:

  • you’re missing home
  • you’re craving high-fructose corn syrup and preservatives
  • you want to eat your feelings
  • you’d kill someone for peanut butter/ a bagel with salmon & cream cheese/ Reeses

1.  Happy Day Bakery

A very cutesy, colorful bakery & American market that takes you back to New York cerca 1960’s: from the furniture, the wallpaper, and the classic oldies playing in the background.

What you can find: cupcakes, muffins, cookies, brownies, bagels, cakes, ice cream, hot dogs, candy, smoothies, milkshakes, etc.

The bakery also sells American products: Campbell’s Soup, Dr. Pepper, Lucky Charms, Cheerios, peanut butter, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, Reeses, Macaroni & Cheese,  Vanilla Coke, Jack Daniels Barbecue Sauce, pancake mix & syrup, cake mixes, and brownie mixes.

Address: Calle del Espíritu Santo 9, Madrid
Website: http://www.happydaybakery.es

Cakes:

Carrot Cake

NY Cheesecake

Super-Chocolate

Red Velvet

Brownie

There’s no better cure to home-sickness than stuffing your face with a NY cheesecake.

Buy a slice, or better yet, an entire cake and pretend like you’re going to share it with friends.


2.Peggy Sue’s American Diner

An amazing 1950’s American-style diner with WORKING jukeboxes. Jam to 50’s classics as you stuff your face with the James Brown Hamburger (a personal favorite), fries smothered in ketchup and mustard, and a chocolate milkshake. What’s not to love about this place.

Locations in Spain: http://www.peggysues.es/contacto
Website: http://www.peggysues.es


3. J&J Books and Coffee

In 2003, an American girl and her Spanish husband decided to convert a Chinese restaurant in Madrid into their dream Bookstore/ Coffee shop/ Pub.

Address: Calle del Espíritu Santo 47, Madrid
Website: http://www.jandjbooksandcoffee.com

A place to go when you’ve given-up learning Spanish (yet again). A nice place to grab drinks, chat with travellers, expats, friends, and later relax with a good book in their library / bookstore downstairs. Browse through their huge collection of second-hand books in English. You can also buy & sell books.

Browse their collection here: http://www.jandjbooksandcoffee.com/php/browse.php
Trivia nights = Friday nights at 11pm. I’ve gone once, and it was a major blow to my self-esteem. Of all the questions, I knew the answers to a whopping 3. So don’t think it will be all easy-peasy just because it’s in English.
                                                                They also organize activities including: intercambios (Wednesday & Thursday nights), karaoke (the activity I make sure to steer clear from, for everyone else’s well-being), happy hours, and holiday parties.

 

4. Taste of America

Where you can find tons & tons of American products in their brick-and-mortar & online stores.

Website: www.tasteofamerica.es

Madrid Locations:

  • Metro: Republica Argentina or Nuevos Ministerios| Serrano 149
  • Metro: Isla Filipinas| C/CEA Bermudez 60, Madrid 28003
  • Metro: Las Suertes or La Gavia| Avd. Ensanche de Vallecas 4749
  • Avd. de Europa 23, Pozuelo de Alarcón
  • C/ Francisco Umbral 14, Majadahonda


Churros & Chocolate: Calling all Chocolate Lovers


Golden, greasy, crunchy pieces of goodness dunked in hot, thick chocolate; the perfect combination.

Quick Churro Facts:

  • Churros are traditionally Spanish, yet have spread to several South American countries and North America during the last 100 years
  • Churros are long sticks of fried dough that are meant to be dunked into very thick, hot, pudding-like, chocolate
  • Despite common beliefs, churros do NOT come with cinnamon! (Taco Bell just does that for us Americans who think everything tastes better deep-fried and smothered in sugar)
  • Churros = refer to the long thin pieces
  • Porras = thicker churros
  • Chocolate a la taza = the cup of chocolate to dunk your churros/ porras in
  • Where: You can find churros at churrerías, chocolaterías, and most cafeterías
  • When: Breakfast/ Snack/ Late-night treat

Chocolateria San Ginés

Metro: Sol                                                                                                                                               Address: Pasadizo de San Ginés 5, Madrid, 28012                                                                     Hours:  Open 24 hours                                                                                                                                 Prices: 3.70€ for 1 cup of chocolate and 6 pieces of churros/ or 4 porras (thick, shorter pieces)

Madrid’s most famous churros bar – where the early risers and the late-night partiers unite over their craving of San Ginés’ churros and thick hot chocolate.

San Ginés, located smack in the center of Madrid, has been in business for over 100 years (since 1894).

Customers constantly rave about San Ginés saying that it’s an absolute must-do, and well-worth the wait. 

The process at San Gines is a bit backwards. You need to enter, order at the counter, and get a ticket to be able to sit at a table… but often, it’s difficult to snatch a table after ordering your food. If you’re in a group of 2+, I advise one person scout out a table while the other orders at the counter inside and gets a ticket. 

Only cash is accepted; no cards. If they see a card, the people working there all freak-out and chant in unison, “no cards, no cards, no cards.”

Unfortunately, San Gines has become mainly a tourist spot due to its fame. You will rarely find locals eating here.

Sitting on the terrace is a very pleasant area to relax, people watch, and listen to performers. 

Take a look inside the churreria as well; there are photographs on display of all of the celebrities who have eaten at San Ginés.

Valor

Valor is the Willie Wonka Factory equivalent of churros con chocolate. They have been experts in chocolate making since 1881. They  are especially famous for their chocolate bars, candies (bombones), and drinking chocolates.

 On their website you can follow their chocolate-making process with a virtual tour. They claim that their factory “is equipped with state-of-the-art technology and precision machinery” (or the work of thousands of Spanish Oompa Loompas).

At Valor, you can find an extensive menu with varieties of chocolate a la taza flavors including: milk, dark, white, cinnamon, banana, orange.

Valor also serves: ice-cream, milkshakes, coffees & teas, chocolate candies, chocolate fondues, and pastries.

Valor’s atmosphere is slightly more upscale. And their prices, a bit higher compared to other cafes in the area; but it’s definitely worth it.

The churros at Valor (pictured below) do not have the usual “gear-shape” like the first photo shown above. They also seem a bit heavier and greasier in comparison. However, personally, I like the chocolate better at Valor than at San Ginés (GASP!) The chocolate is a bit sweeter.

Madrid Locations:

  • Metro: Callao| Calle Postigo de San Martín 7, 28013
  • Metro: Ibiza| Calle Ibiza 33, 28009
  • Metro: Lista| Calle Conde Peñalver 43, 28006
  • Metro: Acacias| Calle Ceiba 2, 28005

Hours: Monday- Friday 9am-10:30pm| Saturday 9am-1am| Sunday 9am-12am

Website: http://www.valor.es/valor.asp

Enjoying churros at Valor on C/ Postigo de San Martín in Madrid

Have you been to San Gines, Valor, any other Churreria? Feel free to leave comments about any experiences, suggestions, reviews, etc.